75 - Immortality

In this episode, we are joined by Grace Smith and Anesti Danelis to discuss the wish "I wish I was immortal" The discussion that follows covers Hollywood bias, reinventing yourself, and investing in social media platforms.  

74 - Be Taller

In this episode, we are joined by Paul JP and Kristy LaPointe to discuss the wish "I wish I was taller." The discussion that follows covers Godzilla, avoiding raptors, and The Dutch.

73 - Materialize Anything

In this episode, we are joined by Cody Crain and Belinda Corpuz to discuss the wish "I wish I could materialize anything." The discussion that follows covers going to the bathroom, personalized stationary, and Cats on Blu-ray.

72 - Speed Reading

In this episode, we are joined by Quentin Matheson and Maricris Rivera to discuss the wish "I wish I could speed read with perfect recollection." The discussion that follows covers paper cuts, big hat auctioneers, and personalized shirts.

71 - What They Need To Hear

In this episode, we are joined by Susannah Kieran and Marc Hallworth to discuss the wish "I wish I always knew what someone needed to hear." The discussion that follows covers Ritz crackers, emotional sewermen, and word jumbles.

70 - Change Like Sims

In this episode, we are joined by Chili Davidson and Melanie Dahling to discuss the wish "I wish I could change like The Sims." The discussion that follows covers knowing how to turn, terrifying clowns, and swimming ladders.

69 - Usain Bolt Fast

In this episode, we are joined by Paul JP and Kristy LaPointe to discuss a wish "I wish I was faster than Usain Bolt. The discussion that follows covers race car coffins, reverse pool sharks, and wolf music.

68 - Unicorn

In this episode, we are joined by Clare Blackwood and Chris Leveille to discuss the wish "I wish I had a unicorn. The discussion that follows covers rainbow vomit, totalitarian propaganda, and harvesting spell components.

67 - Perfect Greeting

In this episode, we are joined by Cody Crain and Belinda Corpuz to discuss a wish about not messing up handshakes. The discussion that follows covers misheard names, hugs from behind, and kissing your family right on the mouth.

66 - Know What They Mean

In this episode, we are joined by Carley Thorne and Antony Hall to discuss the wish, "I wish I always understood what people meant." The discussion that follows covers politicians, football, and Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

65 - Dog That Never Dies

In this episode, we are joined by Kat Letwin and Gavin Pounds to discuss the wish, "I wish for a dog that never dies." The discussion that follows covers vampires, skateboards, and ignored warnings.

64 - Always Summer

In this episode, we are joined by Marc Hallworth and Susannah Kiernan to discuss the wish, "I wish it was always summer" The discussion that follows covers Christ sandwiches, equator chasing, and a frisbee proposal.

63 - Destroy Plastic Waste

In this episode, we are joined by Clare Blackwood and Chris Leveille to discuss the wish, "I wish to eliminate all plastic waste" The discussion that follows covers exploding whales, used tampons, and the Sand Mafia.

62 - Hogwarts Letter

In this episode, we are joined by Korri Birch and Bridget Cann to discuss the wish, "I wish I got my letter to Hogwarts" The discussion that follows covers muggles, quidditch, and goblins.

61 - Fill Any Cup

In this episode, we are joined by Carley Thorne and Antony Hall to discuss the wish, "I wish I could fill any glass with any drink." The discussion that follows covers blue Gatorade, drinking excretions, and which drugs are funny.

60 - Teleport

In this episode, we are joined by Michael Mongiardi and Alessandra Vite to discuss the wish, "I wish I could teleport." The discussion that follows covers clean colons, leaving clothes around town and sexy minions.

59 - Perfect Volume

In this episode, we are joined by Jenna Leblanc and Damien Doepping to discuss the wish, "I wish whatever I was watching/listening to was at the perfect volume" The discussion that follows covers A Star is Born, Boba Fett's bombs, and an underwhelming club sandwich.

Halloween Special - Full Monkey Paw 2

We are joined by Kyle Scott and Nkasi Ogbonnah to review wishes from the last year and come up with the worst possible costs.

58 – Draw Anything You Imagine

In this episode, we are joined by Griffin Toplitski and Laura Ramoso to discuss the wish, "I wish I could draw, paint, etc, anything I imagine." The discussion that follows covers The Group of Seven, a good accountant, and Maddox's toga fetish.

57 - My Vote Counted

In this episode, we are joined by Gavin Pounds and Kat Letwin to discuss the wish, "I wish my vote made a difference." The discussion that follows covers Marxist-Leninists, naming the new Dew, and vat maintenance.